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For the next three days (or three loops—time is meaningless), Leo relives the greatest hits. He bakes a disastrous pie with the Jenny-entity (a composite of every actress who ever played the part). He saves a fake golden retriever from a fake well. He even sings the show’s ridiculous theme song in front of a live audience that exists only as static in the stage lights.

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Leo remembers. He was tired of the show, tired of the character. He wanted a "serious" ending. So Sam left. The show was cancelled a month later. For the next three days (or three loops—time

Leo flubs a line. Instead of saying, "This town took everything from me," he accidentally says his original catchphrase: "Well, butter my biscuit!" He even sings the show’s ridiculous theme song

Leo takes a breath. And for the first time, he doesn’t answer as Leo the cynical actor. He answers as Sam.

It’s cheesy. It’s predictable. It’s absolutely perfect.

Today, Leo is 48, has a receding hairline he hides under a beanie, and is three months behind on his mortgage. His only income comes from autograph signings at strip-mall comic cons, where he sits between a washed-up Power Ranger and a guy selling hand-painted Darth Vader birdhouses.