Regards, Munich Virtual Transport Operations “Pünktlich. Auch im Simulator.” P.S. The log shows your personal driver badge was scanned at 03:14:06. But you clocked out at 22:47. Check your jacket pocket. If there’s a wet ticket inside – don’t scan it.

I ran the telemetry. The bus moved 0.4 km during those 47 seconds. GPS says it travelled from the depot service road… to the old tram graveyard at St. Veit . The doors opened again there. And the serial number you see in the subject line? That’s not ours. Our fleet prefix is , not Za.

The kicker? There is no route 404 in Munich. Not in the simulator’s database. Not in real life.

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