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$129.99 for a chest of virtual gems in a game that involves herding cats. Daddy- can I play with your Dick - Secret Elle...

It’s the first time your five-year-old looks at you over the rim of your morning espresso, points to the glowing Apple screen on the counter, and asks: Three minutes later

P.S. If you absolutely must let them play, enable "Guided Access" mode. You can thank me during your next spa day. velvet-gloved test of your boundaries.

But let’s be honest. They aren’t asking to play Temple Run anymore. They are asking for the keys to the kingdom.

It is a tiny, velvet-gloved test of your boundaries.