Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9 Access

Larry is at a backyard barbecue hosted by his friend, Richard Lewis. He’s handed a slice of watermelon. It’s dripping. He looks for a napkin. None. He uses a decorative hand towel from a nearby table. The hostess, Richard’s new girlfriend, Brenda, screams: “That’s a vintage Irish linen!” Larry shrugs. “Then don’t put it next to the fruit.”

Larry: “I lost a bet. It’s a long story.” Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9

Meanwhile, Ted Danson finds out about the signed napkin. He’s furious. He claims the napkin was a gift to Larry, not for profit. Ted puts a curse on Larry: “Every time you lie, your left shoe will untie.” It works. Chaos ensues at a Dodgers game. Larry is at a backyard barbecue hosted by