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Perdita only grinned, her canines lengthening. “Ooh, prickly. I like it. Want to go howl at the moon? I promise not to chase you too hard.”

He didn’t ride out with a sword or a stake. That would be common. Instead, he used what he did best: cunning. He sent Baldrick to divert the Duke’s attention by releasing a flock of bats into his castle’s belfry (“It’s a classic, Baldrick. They’ll be finding guano in his coffin for a century.”). Then, under cover of a convenient fog, he swapped the silver nitrate barrels with barrels of concentrated wolfbane essence—which, while foul-tasting, was harmless to werewolves but would give any vampire who touched it a rash for a decade. Blackadder Monster Sex 05

Perdita grinned. “Knew it. You’re not a monster, Edmund. You’re just a grumpy cat who needs a good walk.” Perdita only grinned, her canines lengthening

“Count Blackadder!” Perdita boomed, clapping him on the back so hard a century of dust puffed from his velvet coat. “Heard you’ve been moping in that crypt for a generation. Cheer up! Eternal damnation doesn’t have to be so glum.” Want to go howl at the moon

His unbeating heart had just given a very inconvenient lurch .

Their first encounter was at the monthly Monster’s Masquerade, hosted by the tragically boring Lord and Lady Flensmark (a mummy and a banshee whose marriage had been a “screaming” joke for three decades).